Stuff we learnt:
It's true, sand does get everywhere!
Wet seaweed has no grip at all.
Stainless steel does rust.
You can't free-wheel on a beach.
Calmac food is tasty.
Syrup waffles - 2000 calories per pack, yum.
Was that sewage - no just rotting seaweed.
If you need to get rid of your old car just drive it into the sea - it will be gone in no time.
Baile a' Mhanaich translates to Livingston with a beach.
Benbecula - "not so grim on a sunny day."
Eriskay - never has so much been consumed by so few. All the better for it though. (see Whisky Galore)
The rocket range is a let down - I've set off bigger fireworks!
What's that itchy bit? - oh more sand.